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Domestic Violence Goes Beyond The Immediate Victims

Domestic violence is horrible at so many levels. Beyond the victims, in this case Rihanna, often friends and family are put in situations in which they have to question there own judgment. Here’s Diddy on the Ellen show explaining how we don’t really know what went down between two young adults. Diddy knows what the right answer is: Zero Tolerance.  But when friendship and business are involved the waters get a little murk and our moral compass gets put to the test. If that were Diddy’s mom would he want his mother staying with her abuser in a secluded home? 

The Maxim 2009 Sex Survey: Insight and Action Items By Steve Amarante

Maxim magazine recently published their annual sex survey (March, 2009). Leave it to the folks over at Maxim to ask those questions others considered “Taboo”.  The survey, conducted over the net, had over two thousand female participants. Below are some of the more relevant findings with some suggested implications and action items.

57.3 % of women met their current partner through a friend

Action Item: Treat every woman you encounter kindly—Hot often hangs out with Hot. The numbers suggest that you are more likely to find a date/significant other within a “circle of friends” vs. a bar or club.

My Jungle: Dating A Single Mother…

All my life I’ve avoided dating single mothers. The inherited stress associated with managing the complexity of dating a single mom was always enough reason never to ask one out. In retrospect it was never the complexity that scared me away. It was a lack of maturity. See, it takes a special kind of man, a mature man, to date a single mom. Dating “Trinity” signified a rite of passage in my dating evolution. It forced me to see the raw realities of single motherhood and in the process made me a better man. Where as I would think about dinner plans she wrestled with the concept of introducing a new guy to her kid. While I was focused on seducing her to sleepover she struggled with rules about overnight stays.

The Irrational Educated Female

Education functions in the realm of logic. Naturally, our tendency would be to think that educated women would process relationships with a sense of reason. Yet despite all of the advancements, as a result of the feminist movement, traditional gender roles have not shifted much outside of the occasional “Let’s go 50/50 on the bill”.  Men are stunned when they discern that highly educated, professional women are emotionally irrational in their relationships. In fact, educated women are more suited to provided structured arguments, shooting down perceived fallacies and occasionally over thinking the simplest of statements. The reality is that there’s no direct correlation or causation between her educational degree(s), social status, rank or occupational title, and her ability to logically rationalize her actions in the context of a relationship.

My Jungle: Penile Water Boarding—Adventures With “Trinity”

I gazed at the duct tape on my side table that haunted me for the past three weeks with a sense of wonder, anticipation and excitement. Trinity had a way of making the most mundane objects extraordinarily erotic. The sudden knock on the door sent a warm arousing awareness down the center of my back. She always refused to ring the doorbell; seemingly preferring the rhythmic sound of her knuckles against the wooden panel, a sensual rhythmic sound, that foreshadowed the night to come. She bounded my wrists and ankles with the fore mentioned duct tape. The stickiness felt awkward, out of place, definitely not romantic.  As she dimmed the light it felt a bit like an interrogation. Her eyes reveled a clear path; a path who’s intent was to deliberately and systematically dismantle my personal sexual identity. She was hell bent on descending me into the proverbial sexual gutter.

MyJungle: Skip The Hand Job, Go Monkey Style

She walked thru the door wearing only a trench coat. The sounds of her 3-inch heels clicking on my crooked wooden floors echoed with seduction as she strolled in.  Trinity removed her old-school oversized Jackie Onassis sunglasses, and dangled her purse that resembled a medic bag.  As I had become accustomed- she wasted no time and headed straight to my bedroom. Her 55-year-old Peruvian babysitter was on a tight schedule, which meant that she had no time to waste.

“I missed you—so I brought duct tape”
“Duct tape?”
“Yeah duct tape…” I couldn’t make the connection --it didn’t seem logical to me, but who was I to question her.

“Let’s skip the hand job-I just got my nails done”
“Excuse me?

My Jungle--Oral Nirvana

My vision was blurred and my right arm had a slight twitch. I can barely make out her silhouette as I recovered from my murky state. Could it be? Could I’ve “blacked out” or fainted? I lay in bed like a wounded fawn struggling to recall my last memory. “Did you like that baby?” I was partially tone death, so I couldn’t make out the rest of her sentence. It was as if someone had dropped a hand grenade and the sounds reverberated in my ear canal. But it wasn’t a grenade; it was 5’4” and weighed 115 pounds and simply put she rocked my world.  It certainly wasn’t the first time I had the privilege of meeting Madam fellatio, but fainting in pure pleasure??? At first I was amazed, then I was concerned. Anyone this good must have had plenty of practice. But I didn’t care—what guy would when his in a state of oral nirvana.

The Ladies have an Agenda as well….

Whether you like it or not, women are socially conditioned to think that the only motive men have in being in a relationship is sex. Women on the other hand do it for “love”. Here’s some news: all women who are attracted to the opposite sex have a clear need and or motive they’re looking to satisfy. Here’s another thing—the minute those needs are not met her “love” slowly dissipates. 

 Presumably, on the surface, a women’s desire is to be in a long-term committed relationship that some day leads to marriage. But here’s where it gets interesting: